Obama says that we don't torture because that's not what we do.
We also don't maliciously edit wiki pages, even if the target is a Capital A Asshole.
See - on my blog I can say that Michele Bachmann is a Capital A Asshole if I want to, but defacing wikipedia is just lowering yourself to Dick Cheney's level. Actually I wouldn't call Michele a Capital A Asshole anyway. I mean, Dude, do you have to curse so much? There are much more polite ways to point out just how strange it is that someone like Michele Bachmann ended up in Congress.
Not that I didn't find this a bit funny.
Have to hand it to Wikipedia - this one lasted 6 minutes.